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Look at You Getting a New Place and Shit Candle
Look at You Getting a New Place and Shit Candle
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Made for the moment
Celebrate their move the right way — with sarcasm and soy wax.
This bold candle reads:
“Look At You Getting a New Place and Sh*t”
and it’s exactly the kind of funny, offbeat gift that makes them smile every time they light it. Whether it’s a new house, first apartment, or condo upgrade, this is the candle that says “I see you adulting, and I’m impressed… kinda.”
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
.: Choose from six different aromatic scents
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- Size
- 4oz9oz
- Color
- Amber
- Scent
- Atlantis WhisperChristmas WarmthPeppered PassionfruitUnscentedWhite Sage and LavenderCinnamon VanillaCoconut Cream + Cardamom