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Happy New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Assholes…
Happy New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Assholes…
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Made for the moment
Looking for the realest housewarming gift? This candle says what we’re all thinking:
“Happy New Home – I Hope Your Neighbors Aren’t Assholes.”
Perfect for new homeowners, renters, or friends moving into their first apartment — this candle delivers laughs, warmth, and good luck (with a side of brutal honesty).
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
.: Choose from six different aromatic scents
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- Size
- 4oz9oz
- Color
- Amber
- Scent
- Atlantis WhisperChristmas WarmthPeppered PassionfruitUnscentedWhite Sage and LavenderCinnamon VanillaCoconut Cream + Cardamom